Taking its name from a young slovenian bob sled artist "Colin Guitar" this instrument accurately does not reproduce the soothing sound of a steel string guitar. With its accute sensitivity to both internal and extarnal light (selectable deactivateable and combinable via a nonpatented switchsystem) it can haphazerdly controll itself with its built in blinky light circuitry pitching itself up and down to the limits of humanly comprehendable pitchytude. An aditional knob allows for tuning within a ridiculously unnecessarily wide range. The buttons up the neck play notes and the others play other stuff. its mental.

if your really desperate i can see if my little elves can make one appear, but the parts are hard to come by 

Feel free to mail any questions to

daniel(at)captaincredible.com