Hear Captain Credible talk you into buying his mind numbing machinery:
Captain Credible generates and utilizes patented (not really) CCAM audio machinery and, thanks to money, you can too! The pictures with blue outline are units that have been sold to extremely happy customers but that can be regenerated (most likely in a slightly different casing) for you, if you want it bad enough. Green ones are in stock and ready to sell. Red ones are not for sale, for various reasons. Click the pics for more info on the units and feel free to mail any questions to
