According to wikipedia:

"VST (Virtual Studio Technology) is an interface for integrating software audiosynthersizers and effectplugins with audio editors and hard-disk recording systems."


  Well that's a load of bollocks. VSTs are little boxes that you put inside your computer so that you can make it better than it was and all your music will sound great. And you don't need to go to school, or have any real instruments, or friends. In short, its the best!





Orbz Synth

Add the sliky soft orbs of vascular strombosis 9 to any mix to give it that extra plip.

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Does stuff you never realized you needed to do to your audio and leaves half the wavecycle untouched while the other half is replaced by purest noise.

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The Ridiculous Mangling Machine v2

Make your beats pay for being so crap at being awesome.

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"Crapsynth2" Next gen crap synth that seamlessly integrates with your DAW.

Just when you thought synth couldn't get any crapper... ehm.. it did! Crapsynth2 is a next generation neutron spectrometronic modeling regenesis synthesizer. It boasts 1 utterly crap minimum-coding-oscillator and some other knobs that might not be connected properly.







Asplode! genuine 100% Audio asplodenator!!

physical modelling simulation of real asplosion. Claim your copy here



Team C4p741n Cr3d18L3 faithfully cracks his own plugins for you cheap basterds.

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The ninth gate xtal! you have founded it! Congratulation!!1 You are the gate master!

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"ADSRmute" is a mute button, but with an adsr envelope. If you're confused then just don't bother, its not very exciting, its just occasionally rather useful. Recieve your copy here




This is a set of tools specifically intended for the SM PRO AUDIO V-Machine. It's a workaround for some of the shortcomings of the software editor. This pack lets you Bypass fx, x-fade, send dry audio through the v-machine and move clouds with your mouse!